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Listing puns for Otis Campbell

1. The horn player is sick. He has coronet virus. 2.3 stars
2. The bowling alley was robbed? They can't pin that on me. 3.1 stars
3. The escaped inmates tried to fly to freedom. They were caught because they left contrails. 3.2 stars
4. Luke Skywalker did a lot of fighting on the breakwater. After all, he was a jetty knight. 2.3 stars
5. In a lesser known sequel by Jack London, Buck joins a pack of vegetarians wolves. It is called 'Kale of the Wild.' 2.7 stars
6. When the drug dealers got divorced, they agreed to joint custody. 3.4 stars
7. I borrowed money to attend school in the South. Now I owe Miss. 1.8 stars
8. I hated going to evening church services as a child, but my dad said, 'Don't compline.' 2.0 stars
9. I was sick of his pointless stories, so I took an anecdote. 3.1 stars
10. I want to start a business selling artificial leather. I just need to know what a nauga is and how do I get its hide? 2.9 stars
11. Midas took very good care of his pet deer. He had a hart of gold. 3.0 stars
12. How did the policeman catch the grave robber? He crypt up on him. 3.7 stars
13. I tried to mine diamonds but all I found was chalcedony, I'm sard to say. 1.6 stars
14. My music history professor said that Sisyphus invented rock and roll. 2.4 stars
15. I owned two racetracks but I rented them to others. I was the lessor of two ovals. 3.1 stars
16. I didn't work 40 hours a week at the medical marijuana store. I was a pot time worker. 2.9 stars
17. When the famous napper died his tombstone read R.I.P. Van Winkle. 2.7 stars