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1. The young meteorologist was embarrassed that he didn’t get the forecast for the tornado correct so he went into abasement to funnel his emotions. 3.4 stars
2. Twister arm and the storm chaser will tell you almost anything. Give her a funnel cake and she spills all! 2.1 stars
3. When the hunter considered the scope of things he realized his life wasn't all that bad. He would just need to aim for higher things. 2.4 stars
4. A magician got so angry that he hit the man in the juggler and then pulled his hare out. 2.9 stars
5. When he found out he was just imitation butter he feared he would one day be living in the margarine of society. 2.5 stars
6. The weapon smuggler had a barrel of fun in the judge's private chamber. 2.2 stars
7. When the arsonist met his girlfriend it was a perfect match. Both of them could light up a room with their presence. 4.0 stars
8. The professional golfer's iron deficiency caused him to become anemic. There was no fairway to tell him that in less than fore months his golf career would be over. 2.7 stars
9. After a gruelling workout the boxer was so tired he decided to drink a glass of punch and hit the sack. 3.1 stars
10. I have a seamstress friend whose job is hanging by a thread yet she is able to keep her sense of humor. She is sew funny she always has me in stitches. 3.5 stars
11. I'm surprised I'm not musically inclined because as a child my attitude was so bad that I often got my bell rung and was told to sing a new tune. 2.8 stars
12. The serial killer was cut-throat in his business dealings and that's why he always made a killing. 2.3 stars
13. Whenever the boy found himself in hot water his temper would boil. 2.9 stars
14. The farmer who got arrested couldn't make bale so he asked his best friend to combine his money with his so he could be set free. 2.5 stars
15. When the car failed the inspection due to faulty stopping ability, the cars' owner said: 'Give me a break.' 3.7 stars
16. The police officer blamed his poor choice on arrested development but his superior told him that excuse was just a cop out. 3.2 stars
17. The flower that wilted was in desperate need of a stem cell transplant. 3.4 stars
18. When the ornithologist gave his neighbor the bird he went into flight mode. 2.2 stars
19. When the swimmer recovered from her stroke she decided to dive right into kicking her bad habits. 2.8 stars
20. The man shed a tear as he saw his old storage space come down. 2.0 stars
21. Any type of criticism would aggregate the builder including constructive criticism. 2.6 stars
22. When the golfer with a serious iron deficiency went back to the doctor for a check-up he was told that he was still not out of the woods. 3.1 stars
23. When the train conductor got unfairly railroaded by his boss, his life immediately began going down the wrong track. 3.6 stars
24. November: We start the month out stuffing ballots to elect some turkey, we end the month stuffing a turkey to increase our ballast. 3.1 stars
25. When the pharmacist found out her husband was having an affair it was a hard pill to swallow. 3.6 stars
26. As the farmer passed the gorgeous woman he did everything he could to a tractor attention. 3.7 stars
27. Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady. 3.5 stars
28. Some cardinals got their feathers ruffled when the pope gave away the church's nest egg to the poor. 3.6 stars
29. The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester. 4.1 stars
30. When asked what it takes to be a great cook the chef said that it boils down to beating the other chefs to the cutting edge recipes. 3.3 stars
31. The electrician worked hard to get in shape so he could perform with Circuit Soleil. 3.3 stars
32. While practicing the drums in the bassment, the boy fell, hit his head, and got a percussion. 3.6 stars
33. The circus performer pulled his trapezius muscles and now he is flying high on pain meds. 3.4 stars
34. There was an archeologist who made no bones about digging dirt up on people. 3.7 stars