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1. The farmer who got arrested couldn't make bale so he asked his best friend to combine his money with his so he could be set free. 2.5 stars
2. When the car failed the inspection due to faulty stopping ability, the cars' owner said: 'Give me a break.' 3.7 stars
3. The police officer blamed his poor choice on arrested development but his superior told him that excuse was just a cop out. 3.2 stars
4. The flower that wilted was in desperate need of a stem cell transplant. 3.3 stars
5. When the ornithologist gave his neighbor the bird he went into flight mode. 2.2 stars
6. When the swimmer recovered from her stroke she decided to dive right into kicking her bad habits. 2.8 stars
7. The man shed a tear as he saw his old storage space come down. 2.0 stars
8. Any type of criticism would aggregate the builder including constructive criticism. 2.6 stars
9. When the golfer with a serious iron deficiency went back to the doctor for a check-up he was told that he was still not out of the woods. 3.1 stars
10. When the train conductor got unfairly railroaded by his boss, his life immediately began going down the wrong track. 3.6 stars
11. November: We start the month out stuffing ballots to elect some turkey, we end the month stuffing a turkey to increase our ballast. 3.1 stars
12. When the pharmacist found out her husband was having an affair it was a hard pill to swallow. 3.6 stars
13. As the farmer passed the gorgeous woman he did everything he could to a tractor attention. 3.7 stars
14. Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady. 3.5 stars
15. Some cardinals got their feathers ruffled when the pope gave away the church's nest egg to the poor. 3.6 stars
16. The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester. 4.1 stars
17. When asked what it takes to be a great cook the chef said that it boils down to beating the other chefs to the cutting edge recipes. 3.3 stars
18. The electrician worked hard to get in shape so he could perform with Circuit Soleil. 3.3 stars
19. While practicing the drums in the bassment, the boy fell, hit his head, and got a percussion. 3.6 stars
20. The circus performer pulled his trapezius muscles and now he is flying high on pain meds. 3.4 stars
21. There was an archeologist who made no bones about digging dirt up on people. 3.7 stars