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1. He built his entire itch-cream business from scratch. 3.7 stars
2. Wow, those slugs are tough as snails! 2.8 stars
3. One does not select a gun by rifling through the hunting section. 2.6 stars
4. When deciding between climbing up or using a tool, choose the ladder. 3.0 stars
5. I wanted to bid at the silent auction, but it was not aloud. 4.0 stars
6. Learning to sleep upside down is often hard for baby bats, but they soon get the hang of it. 4.0 stars
7. I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail. 4.0 stars
8. The Three Little Pigs order off the vegan menu, but Mary Had a Little Lamb. 3.7 stars
9. Why was Zeus so angry? Someone stole his thunder. 3.7 stars
10. I wanted to take home the left-overs from the BBQ, but someone else foiled my plans. 3.8 stars
11. Butchers link sausage to make ends meat. 3.8 stars
12. I think there are about 1-2 million baseball fields in the world, but that's just a ballpark number. 3.5 stars
13. Two carnivores eat steak when they meat. 2.4 stars
14. Long lines at fast food cause wait gain. 3.0 stars
15. To win Olympic Gold in cycling, you must put the pedal to the medal. 2.8 stars
16. Why can't you trust Satan's resume? The devil lies in the details. 3.3 stars
17. What do you say to impatient jockeys? Hold your horses. 3.4 stars
18. I thought I found evidence to prove the existence of mythical creatures - turned out to be another fairy tail. 3.2 stars
19. Why do football players make terrible pilots? They always break the plane before touchdown. 2.7 stars
20. The man loved to play with kangaroos - he got a kick out of it. 2.8 stars
21. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. 4.1 stars
22. The stove cleaner was so worried about the front grill that he put everything else on the back burner. 2.9 stars
23. Two needles of different length will never see eye to eye. 3.3 stars
24. The surgeon really did not know how to perform quick surgeries on insects, but he did one on the fly. 3.2 stars
25. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire. 4.0 stars
26. It seems like it's always Patsy's fault. 2.1 stars
27. When the CEO dropped his brownie on the calculator, was he trying to fudge the numbers? 3.0 stars
28. I watched a movie about a baby hen, it was a real chick flick. 3.3 stars