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1. He turned down a prison guard job to become a prize fighter. Later he moaned, 'I could have been a con tender.' 3.0 stars
2. I asked the doctor how my check-up went. All he said was, 'Get will soon.' 2.7 stars
3. I have been shopping for a trailer. Every time I think I have found a good one, there is a hitch. 3.4 stars
4. The meat market had a sale on mutton. It was real sheep. 2.8 stars
5. The cobbler's tools had a party. A good time was had by awl. 3.3 stars
6. How did Pavlov win a Nobel prize? 2.6 stars
7. When I lived on the coast I consulted the tide charts every day. I liked to keep up on current events. 3.8 stars
8. I love hot dogs. Does that make me a frankophile? 2.3 stars
9. After a day of pillaging, the Mongol ruler liked to relax with an ice cream Khan. 2.4 stars
10. Thor was arguing with the trickster god. He said, 'Now Loki here...'. 2.4 stars
11. I am itching to solve those math problems. I just need scratch paper. 3.2 stars
12. I don't think the quarterback should have faked the throw and started to run. It was a faux pass. 2.3 stars
13. Steinbeck considered writing a novel where Adam Trask became a baker. He was going to call it 'Yeast of Eden.' 2.6 stars
14. I thought becoming a real estate agent would be easy, but I had a lot to learn. 2.9 stars
15. I have a very old tire gauge. It is a family air-loom. 2.7 stars
16. I like all track and field events but I really get a charge out of the pole volt. 2.4 stars
17. If Prince William visits the Alps, is he on a scion vacation? 1.5 stars
18. I tried to sell the antique string instrument cause I needed the lute. 3.2 stars
19. If crop circles are real, does this mean that aliens have designs for our planet? 2.8 stars
20. The hair stylist was busy. She had a lot on her plait. 3.1 stars
21. My son asked me if I would leave him money after I died. I said, 'I probably will.' 3.1 stars
22. What did the narcotics agent say when he arrested the tailor? 'You're basted.' 1.7 stars