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1. Geologists believe in taking whiskey on the rocks. 3.0 stars
2. Our local wheat farmers had a flour-ishing harvest. 3.3 stars
3. Conservationists thoughts run wild! 2.7 stars
4. Are pathologists cell centered? 3.1 stars
5. Can punsters possessing the acumen to puncture the bloated ego of another by his pun pricks be called an acupuncturist? 2.9 stars
6. Great batsmen in cricket score centuries by their will-ow power? 2.5 stars
7. Manual clock repairers who are hands on are ticking away! 2.4 stars
8. The gymnast's feat of jumping on asymmetrical bars remains unparalleled! 3.9 stars
9. The homeless man always thought of owning a mansion and was dwelling on it! 3.2 stars
10. When the manual clock manufacturer sold his business with the digital transition, it changed hands! 3.3 stars
11. It was selfie destructive when the guy who took a photo from top of a cliff slipped into the precipice! 1.5 stars
12. When the local council imposed a ban on hogging along footpath the pet pigs, owners took it for grunted! 2.2 stars
13. A politician's career is promising all the way! 3.2 stars
14. My blood test report is cell shocking, I have to pay scan heed. 1.2 stars
15. Do Haematologists have blood relationship with their patients?. 2.5 stars
16. At the annual general meeting of the professional photographers many high-resolutions were put forward! 3.0 stars
17. My barber cut short his operational costs by trimming the overheads! 3.1 stars
18. My friend whose vision is deteriorating has a blind faith in his ophthalmologist. 3.2 stars
19. What do you call inmates in prison who become friendly? Pen pals! 3.6 stars
20. Apparel baron quit business to be spiritual as he no longer believed in material wealth! 2.2 stars
21. In cricket nightwatchmen do not bat eye lids till they get their eye on the ball! 1.6 stars
22. Is toe-jam made out of tomatoes? 2.0 stars
23. I was nonplussed at the ability of the student to add manually minus the aid of an adding machine! 2.4 stars
24. Brewery workers demand for concessional beer for their consumption, was considered on a case by case basis, and a ration-ale decision was reached by the management. 2.2 stars
25. When two orthopedists started a new surgery, it was a joint operation. 3.7 stars
26. Pilots have easy access to cloud storage. 3.2 stars
27. Farmers engaged in paddy cultivation for generations are genetically ingrained! 2.4 stars
28. I went to a budget restaurant to dine and when I returned there was a parking ticket stuck on the windshield. Well, that was fine dining! 2.6 stars
29. Seated in economy class in a budget airlines cash strapped, I tightened my belt all the way! 2.4 stars
30. To spend a weekend minus 'Punoftheday' makes one weakened! 2.3 stars
31. A dentist in a court trial was orally examined and re-examined by the defence lawyer ruthlessly, to extract the truth. 3.4 stars
32. When I was referred to a Dietician by my GP, I weighed the pros and cons of it. 2.6 stars
33. A hangman works under deadline! 3.1 stars
34. Undertakers after a hard day's work are dead tired! 3.8 stars
35. Soap operas give a good lather making viewers to froth and bubble! 2.1 stars
36. When words newly coined are included in the dictionary, it brings about many a change! 3.0 stars
37. Electricians go with the flow, never against the current! 3.6 stars
38. One, who is smart enough to draw attention, can easily canvass his thoughts and ideas! 2.5 stars
39. Some head hunters resort to skulduggery. 2.0 stars
40. I slept like a log whilst on night duty and I was axed when I woke up. 2.8 stars
41. Great batsmen in cricket retire because they can't push their boundaries further in their field! 2.9 stars
42. Money launderers are filthy rich! 3.8 stars
43. Old-flames are rekindled by a burning desire! 3.2 stars
44. Moonshine is distilled in the still of the night to escape detection? 2.5 stars
45. To the artificial rainmakers every cloud has a silver iodide lining! 2.3 stars
46. Cost of living balloons due to high inflation! 3.5 stars
47. The first Hangman to switch to electricity from the traditional cord was a good conductor, with an alternate code of conduct! 2.2 stars
48. When the Park Warden spotted a Dalmatian off the leash, the owner received a spot fine! 2.2 stars
49. I was really on fire when I got my third degree! 3.8 stars
50. When applicant numbers to follow optometry were low, the School authorities decided to re-advertise, to dilate the pupils! 2.2 stars
51. Old artists never retire they withdraw! 3.2 stars
52. Husbands wedded to shopaholic wives face severe economic downtown turns! 1.5 stars
53. Ghost-writers lift the spirit of the readers. 3.4 stars
54. A Lift Attendant is usually a level-headed guy! 2.8 stars
55. Crucifixion is done after cross examination! 3.1 stars
56. There is no point in going to an acupuncturist, if you don't pin your hopes on him for full recovery. 3.0 stars
57. At all stages Shakespeare was a playful character! 2.5 stars
58. The successive president of the local Climate Changes Committee was the carbon copy of his predecessor. 2.7 stars
59. Some undercover operatives are given blanket approvals! 3.0 stars
60. Guys who drive in retractable convertibles with remote control often hoodwink others! 1.6 stars
61. In a family 'Coffee Business' intake of outsiders is a filtered process to prevent spilling the beans! 3.0 stars
62. The rise of the orthopedic doctor depends on the fall of the patients! 3.5 stars
63. Price of top of the range range-hoods goes through the roof!! 2.2 stars
64. In tensed tennis duels where temper teeters, some losers fly off the handle! 2.4 stars
65. The Board of Directors of the Brewery prepared their first draft before commencement! 2.7 stars
66. The chandelier manufacturer involved in shady deals came to the spotlight. 2.7 stars
67. Land surveyors do not retire they scale down and plan their final plot before they get landed into it! 2.0 stars
68. To curb wastage of water during showers everyone at the hostel was given a shower cap! 2.0 stars
69. The thought of becoming a gymnast springs in my mind however much I suppress it! 2.4 stars
70. A phishing hacker was hooked on line by cops! 2.9 stars
71. Family feuds are espoused!! 2.0 stars
72. A hangman has a cord of conduct! 2.6 stars
73. A pig pen is filled with pink pigments and oink! 2.0 stars
74. The champion ballet dancer watched his feat in the video footage! 2.3 stars
75. Abrupt appearance of sinkholes is ground breaking news for media men! 2.9 stars
76. Poultry farmers lay-off old layers to set off paltry income! 1.7 stars
77. In political landscapes the mudslinging precedes the landslides! 2.9 stars
78. The self-styled pig-farmer charged for cruelty in court of law penned a swine statement that hamstrung the prosecution. 2.2 stars
79. Body language is self explanatory! 2.8 stars
80. To me the prognosis of the proctologist was the beginning of the end! 3.2 stars
81. A carburetor specialist had manifold advantages to better his career! 2.4 stars
82. Money laundering is a dirty trade for a clean profit! 2.8 stars
83. Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information! 2.1 stars
84. The second hand clock shop had to wind up business as time ran out! 3.0 stars
85. If you can't differentiate a blue collar and white collar worker by his hands, it is callous indifference. 3.3 stars
86. The very cause for varicose veins for cops on beat duty at traffic intersections is 'Standing Orders'. 1.9 stars
87. To the flat dwellers finding a level playing field was a complex issue! 2.7 stars
88. Tubeless is a product of tireless effort! 2.9 stars
89. A plumber's pipe dream was to tap all his resources to become multifauceted. 3.6 stars
90. Textile workers who lived at the manufacturing site in fabricated dwellings were closely knitted. 3.0 stars
91. Is the training given to expectant parents apparenticeship? 2.2 stars
92. Workers in an upholstery business demanded a wage hike to cushion the high cost of living. 3.1 stars
93. When the rubber market bounced, it was latex news. 2.6 stars
94. When my granddaughter lost her baby molar she was demolarised and brushed the tooth fairy claim. 2.3 stars
95. A tennis exponent always has a gut feeling beforehand that he will beat his opponent. 2.3 stars
96. Vertical living is flat dwelling. 2.2 stars
97. Cash cows control bull market stocks! 2.8 stars
98. To me the end result of a can-do attitude is positively candid. 3.6 stars
99. A pun spun with a good yarn gets fabricated! 3.3 stars
100. Dentists on death fill their last cavity. 2.2 stars
101. Podiatrists like legumes and tomatoes! 2.2 stars
102. Issue of first day cover almost ended in a stampede. 2.4 stars
103. Masks have no face value! 3.3 stars
104. The charges of the otolaryngologist was exorbitant, I had to pay through the nose! 3.1 stars
105. Tube tyres are not a patch on tubeless ones! 1.7 stars
106. When the lumber baron was unable to log in, his business ended in a forced shut down! 2.6 stars
107. Synchronization of gears in modern bicycles is cognitively demanding. 2.6 stars
108. Epitaphs are engraved! 2.4 stars