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1. Apparel baron quit business to be spiritual as he no longer believed in material wealth! 3.0 stars
2. In cricket nightwatchmen do not bat eye lids till they get their eye on the ball! 3.0 stars
3. Is toe-jam made out of tomatoes? 2.0 stars
4. I was nonplussed at the ability of the student to add manually minus the aid of an adding machine! 2.5 stars
5. Brewery workers demand for concessional beer for their consumption, was considered on a case by case basis, and a ration-ale decision was reached by the management. 2.2 stars
6. When two orthopedists started a new surgery, it was a joint operation. 3.7 stars
7. Pilots have easy access to cloud storage. 3.2 stars
8. Farmers engaged in paddy cultivation for generations are genetically ingrained! 2.4 stars
9. I went to a budget restaurant to dine and when I returned there was a parking ticket stuck on the windshield. Well, that was fine dining! 2.6 stars
10. Seated in economy class in a budget airlines cash strapped, I tightened my belt all the way! 2.4 stars
11. To spend a weekend minus 'Punoftheday' makes one weakened! 2.3 stars
12. A dentist in a court trial was orally examined and re-examined by the defence lawyer ruthlessly, to extract the truth. 3.4 stars
13. When I was referred to a Dietician by my GP, I weighed the pros and cons of it. 2.6 stars
14. A hangman works under deadline! 3.1 stars
15. Undertakers after a hard day's work are dead tired! 3.8 stars
16. Soap operas give a good lather making viewers to froth and bubble! 2.1 stars
17. When words newly coined are included in the dictionary, it brings about many a change! 3.0 stars
18. Electricians go with the flow, never against the current! 3.6 stars
19. One, who is smart enough to draw attention, can easily canvass his thoughts and ideas! 2.5 stars
20. Some head hunters resort to skulduggery. 2.0 stars
21. I slept like a log whilst on night duty and I was axed when I woke up. 2.8 stars
22. Great batsmen in cricket retire because they can't push their boundaries further in their field! 2.9 stars
23. Money launderers are filthy rich! 3.9 stars
24. Old-flames are rekindled by a burning desire! 3.2 stars
25. Moonshine is distilled in the still of the night to escape detection? 2.5 stars
26. To the artificial rainmakers every cloud has a silver iodide lining! 2.3 stars
27. Cost of living balloons due to high inflation! 3.6 stars
28. The first Hangman to switch to electricity from the traditional cord was a good conductor, with an alternate code of conduct! 2.2 stars
29. When the Park Warden spotted a Dalmatian off the leash, the owner received a spot fine! 2.2 stars
30. I was really on fire when I got my third degree! 3.8 stars
31. When applicant numbers to follow optometry were low, the School authorities decided to re-advertise, to dilate the pupils! 2.2 stars
32. Old artists never retire they withdraw! 3.2 stars
33. Husbands wedded to shopaholic wives face severe economic downtown turns! 1.5 stars
34. Ghost-writers lift the spirit of the readers. 3.4 stars
35. A Lift Attendant is usually a level-headed guy! 2.8 stars
36. Crucifixion is done after cross examination! 3.1 stars
37. There is no point in going to an acupuncturist, if you don't pin your hopes on him for full recovery. 3.0 stars
38. At all stages Shakespeare was a playful character! 2.5 stars
39. The successive president of the local Climate Changes Committee was the carbon copy of his predecessor. 2.7 stars
40. Some undercover operatives are given blanket approvals! 3.0 stars
41. Guys who drive in retractable convertibles with remote control often hoodwink others! 1.6 stars
42. In a family 'Coffee Business' intake of outsiders is a filtered process to prevent spilling the beans! 3.0 stars
43. The rise of the orthopedic doctor depends on the fall of the patients! 3.4 stars
44. Price of top of the range range-hoods goes through the roof!! 2.2 stars
45. In tensed tennis duels where temper teeters, some losers fly off the handle! 2.4 stars
46. The Board of Directors of the Brewery prepared their first draft before commencement! 2.7 stars
47. The chandelier manufacturer involved in shady deals came to the spotlight. 2.7 stars
48. Land surveyors do not retire they scale down and plan their final plot before they get landed into it! 2.0 stars
49. To curb wastage of water during showers everyone at the hostel was given a shower cap! 2.0 stars
50. The thought of becoming a gymnast springs in my mind however much I suppress it! 2.4 stars
51. A phishing hacker was hooked on line by cops! 2.9 stars
52. Family feuds are espoused!! 2.0 stars
53. A hangman has a cord of conduct! 2.5 stars
54. A pig pen is filled with pink pigments and oink! 2.0 stars
55. The champion ballet dancer watched his feat in the video footage! 2.3 stars
56. Abrupt appearance of sinkholes is ground breaking news for media men! 2.9 stars
57. Poultry farmers lay-off old layers to set off paltry income! 1.7 stars
58. In political landscapes the mudslinging precedes the landslides! 2.9 stars
59. The self-styled pig-farmer charged for cruelty in court of law penned a swine statement that hamstrung the prosecution. 2.2 stars
60. Body language is self explanatory! 2.8 stars
61. To me the prognosis of the proctologist was the beginning of the end! 3.2 stars
62. A carburetor specialist had manifold advantages to better his career! 2.4 stars
63. Money laundering is a dirty trade for a clean profit! 2.8 stars
64. Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information! 2.1 stars
65. The second hand clock shop had to wind up business as time ran out! 3.0 stars
66. If you can't differentiate a blue collar and white collar worker by his hands, it is callous indifference. 3.2 stars
67. The very cause for varicose veins for cops on beat duty at traffic intersections is 'Standing Orders'. 1.9 stars
68. To the flat dwellers finding a level playing field was a complex issue! 2.7 stars
69. Tubeless is a product of tireless effort! 2.9 stars
70. A plumber's pipe dream was to tap all his resources to become multifauceted. 3.6 stars
71. Textile workers who lived at the manufacturing site in fabricated dwellings were closely knitted. 3.0 stars
72. Is the training given to expectant parents apparenticeship? 2.2 stars
73. Workers in an upholstery business demanded a wage hike to cushion the high cost of living. 3.1 stars
74. When the rubber market bounced, it was latex news. 2.6 stars
75. When my granddaughter lost her baby molar she was demolarised and brushed the tooth fairy claim. 2.3 stars
76. A tennis exponent always has a gut feeling beforehand that he will beat his opponent. 2.3 stars
77. Vertical living is flat dwelling. 2.2 stars
78. Cash cows control bull market stocks! 2.8 stars
79. To me the end result of a can-do attitude is positively candid. 3.6 stars
80. A pun spun with a good yarn gets fabricated! 3.3 stars
81. Dentists on death fill their last cavity. 2.2 stars
82. Podiatrists like legumes and tomatoes! 2.2 stars
83. Issue of first day cover almost ended in a stampede. 2.4 stars
84. Masks have no face value! 3.3 stars
85. The charges of the otolaryngologist was exorbitant, I had to pay through the nose! 3.1 stars
86. Tube tyres are not a patch on tubeless ones! 1.7 stars
87. When the lumber baron was unable to log in, his business ended in a forced shut down! 2.6 stars
88. Synchronization of gears in modern bicycles is cognitively demanding. 2.6 stars
89. Epitaphs are engraved! 2.4 stars