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1. Seated in economy class in a budget airlines cash strapped, I tightened my belt all the way! 2.4 stars
2. To spend a weekend minus 'Punoftheday' makes one weakened! 2.2 stars
3. A dentist in a court trial was orally examined and re-examined by the defence lawyer ruthlessly, to extract the truth. 3.3 stars
4. When I was referred to a Dietician by my GP, I weighed the pros and cons of it. 2.6 stars
5. A hangman works under deadline! 3.1 stars
6. Undertakers after a hard day's work are dead tired! 3.8 stars
7. Soap operas give a good lather making viewers to froth and bubble! 2.0 stars
8. When words newly coined are included in the dictionary, it brings about many a change! 3.0 stars
9. Electricians go with the flow, never against the current! 3.6 stars
10. One, who is smart enough to draw attention, can easily canvass his thoughts and ideas! 2.5 stars
11. Some head hunters resort to skulduggery. 2.0 stars
12. I slept like a log whilst on night duty and I was axed when I woke up. 2.8 stars
13. Great batsmen in cricket retire because they can't push their boundaries further in their field! 2.9 stars
14. Money launderers are filthy rich! 3.9 stars
15. Old-flames are rekindled by a burning desire! 3.2 stars
16. Moonshine is distilled in the still of the night to escape detection? 2.5 stars
17. To the artificial rainmakers every cloud has a silver iodide lining! 2.3 stars
18. Cost of living balloons due to high inflation! 3.5 stars
19. The first Hangman to switch to electricity from the traditional cord was a good conductor, with an alternate code of conduct! 2.2 stars
20. When the Park Warden spotted a Dalmatian off the leash, the owner received a spot fine! 2.2 stars
21. I was really on fire when I got my third degree! 3.8 stars
22. When applicant numbers to follow optometry were low, the School authorities decided to re-advertise, to dilate the pupils! 2.2 stars
23. Old artists never retire they withdraw! 3.2 stars
24. Husbands wedded to shopaholic wives face severe economic downtown turns! 1.5 stars
25. Ghost-writers lift the spirit of the readers. 3.4 stars
26. A Lift Attendant is usually a level-headed guy! 2.9 stars
27. Crucifixion is done after cross examination! 3.1 stars
28. There is no point in going to an acupuncturist, if you don't pin your hopes on him for full recovery. 3.0 stars
29. At all stages Shakespeare was a playful character! 2.5 stars
30. The successive president of the local Climate Changes Committee was the carbon copy of his predecessor. 2.7 stars
31. Some undercover operatives are given blanket approvals! 3.0 stars
32. Guys who drive in retractable convertibles with remote control often hoodwink others! 1.6 stars
33. In a family 'Coffee Business' intake of outsiders is a filtered process to prevent spilling the beans! 3.0 stars
34. The rise of the orthopedic doctor depends on the fall of the patients! 3.4 stars
35. Price of top of the range range-hoods goes through the roof!! 2.2 stars
36. In tensed tennis duels where temper teeters, some losers fly off the handle! 2.4 stars
37. The Board of Directors of the Brewery prepared their first draft before commencement! 2.7 stars
38. The chandelier manufacturer involved in shady deals came to the spotlight. 2.7 stars
39. Land surveyors do not retire they scale down and plan their final plot before they get landed into it! 2.0 stars
40. To curb wastage of water during showers everyone at the hostel was given a shower cap! 1.9 stars
41. The thought of becoming a gymnast springs in my mind however much I suppress it! 2.4 stars
42. A phishing hacker was hooked on line by cops! 2.9 stars
43. Family feuds are espoused!! 2.0 stars
44. A hangman has a cord of conduct! 2.5 stars
45. A pig pen is filled with pink pigments and oink! 2.0 stars
46. The champion ballet dancer watched his feat in the video footage! 2.3 stars
47. Abrupt appearance of sinkholes is ground breaking news for media men! 2.8 stars
48. Poultry farmers lay-off old layers to set off paltry income! 1.7 stars
49. In political landscapes the mudslinging precedes the landslides! 2.9 stars
50. The self-styled pig-farmer charged for cruelty in court of law penned a swine statement that hamstrung the prosecution. 2.2 stars
51. Body language is self explanatory! 2.8 stars
52. To me the prognosis of the proctologist was the beginning of the end! 3.2 stars
53. A carburetor specialist had manifold advantages to better his career! 2.4 stars
54. Money laundering is a dirty trade for a clean profit! 2.8 stars
55. Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information! 2.1 stars
56. The second hand clock shop had to wind up business as time ran out! 3.0 stars
57. If you can't differentiate a blue collar and white collar worker by his hands, it is callous indifference. 3.2 stars
58. The very cause for varicose veins for cops on beat duty at traffic intersections is 'Standing Orders'. 2.0 stars
59. To the flat dwellers finding a level playing field was a complex issue! 2.7 stars
60. Tubeless is a product of tireless effort! 3.0 stars
61. A plumber's pipe dream was to tap all his resources to become multifauceted. 3.6 stars
62. Textile workers who lived at the manufacturing site in fabricated dwellings were closely knitted. 3.0 stars
63. Is the training given to expectant parents apparenticeship? 2.2 stars
64. Workers in an upholstery business demanded a wage hike to cushion the high cost of living. 3.1 stars
65. When the rubber market bounced, it was latex news. 2.6 stars
66. When my granddaughter lost her baby molar she was demolarised and brushed the tooth fairy claim. 2.3 stars
67. A tennis exponent always has a gut feeling beforehand that he will beat his opponent. 2.3 stars
68. Vertical living is flat dwelling. 2.2 stars
69. Cash cows control bull market stocks! 2.8 stars
70. To me the end result of a can-do attitude is positively candid. 3.6 stars
71. A pun spun with a good yarn gets fabricated! 3.3 stars
72. Dentists on death fill their last cavity. 2.2 stars
73. Podiatrists like legumes and tomatoes! 2.2 stars
74. Issue of first day cover almost ended in a stampede. 2.4 stars
75. Masks have no face value! 3.3 stars
76. The charges of the otolaryngologist was exorbitant, I had to pay through the nose! 3.1 stars
77. Tube tyres are not a patch on tubeless ones! 1.7 stars
78. When the lumber baron was unable to log in, his business ended in a forced shut down! 2.6 stars
79. Synchronization of gears in modern bicycles is cognitively demanding. 2.6 stars
80. Epitaphs are engraved! 2.4 stars