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1. Manual clock repairers who are hands on are ticking away! 2.4 stars
2. The gymnast's feat of jumping on asymmetrical bars remains unparalleled! 3.9 stars
3. The homeless man always thought of owning a mansion and was dwelling on it! 3.2 stars
4. When the manual clock manufacturer sold his business with the digital transition, it changed hands! 3.3 stars
5. It was selfie destructive when the guy who took a photo from top of a cliff slipped into the precipice! 1.5 stars
6. When the local council imposed a ban on hogging along footpath the pet pigs, owners took it for grunted! 2.2 stars
7. A politician's career is promising all the way! 3.2 stars
8. My blood test report is cell shocking, I have to pay scan heed. 1.2 stars
9. Do Haematologists have blood relationship with their patients?. 2.5 stars
10. At the annual general meeting of the professional photographers many high-resolutions were put forward! 3.0 stars
11. My barber cut short his operational costs by trimming the overheads! 3.1 stars
12. My friend whose vision is deteriorating has a blind faith in his ophthalmologist. 3.2 stars
13. What do you call inmates in prison who become friendly? Pen pals! 3.6 stars
14. Apparel baron quit business to be spiritual as he no longer believed in material wealth! 2.2 stars
15. In cricket nightwatchmen do not bat eye lids till they get their eye on the ball! 1.6 stars
16. Is toe-jam made out of tomatoes? 2.0 stars
17. I was nonplussed at the ability of the student to add manually minus the aid of an adding machine! 2.4 stars
18. Brewery workers demand for concessional beer for their consumption, was considered on a case by case basis, and a ration-ale decision was reached by the management. 2.2 stars
19. When two orthopedists started a new surgery, it was a joint operation. 3.7 stars
20. Pilots have easy access to cloud storage. 3.2 stars
21. Farmers engaged in paddy cultivation for generations are genetically ingrained! 2.4 stars
22. I went to a budget restaurant to dine and when I returned there was a parking ticket stuck on the windshield. Well, that was fine dining! 2.6 stars
23. Seated in economy class in a budget airlines cash strapped, I tightened my belt all the way! 2.4 stars
24. To spend a weekend minus 'Punoftheday' makes one weakened! 2.3 stars
25. A dentist in a court trial was orally examined and re-examined by the defence lawyer ruthlessly, to extract the truth. 3.4 stars
26. When I was referred to a Dietician by my GP, I weighed the pros and cons of it. 2.6 stars
27. A hangman works under deadline! 3.1 stars
28. Undertakers after a hard day's work are dead tired! 3.8 stars
29. Soap operas give a good lather making viewers to froth and bubble! 2.1 stars
30. When words newly coined are included in the dictionary, it brings about many a change! 3.0 stars
31. Electricians go with the flow, never against the current! 3.6 stars
32. One, who is smart enough to draw attention, can easily canvass his thoughts and ideas! 2.5 stars
33. Some head hunters resort to skulduggery. 2.0 stars
34. I slept like a log whilst on night duty and I was axed when I woke up. 2.8 stars
35. Great batsmen in cricket retire because they can't push their boundaries further in their field! 2.9 stars
36. Money launderers are filthy rich! 3.8 stars
37. Old-flames are rekindled by a burning desire! 3.2 stars
38. Moonshine is distilled in the still of the night to escape detection? 2.5 stars
39. To the artificial rainmakers every cloud has a silver iodide lining! 2.3 stars
40. Cost of living balloons due to high inflation! 3.5 stars
41. The first Hangman to switch to electricity from the traditional cord was a good conductor, with an alternate code of conduct! 2.2 stars
42. When the Park Warden spotted a Dalmatian off the leash, the owner received a spot fine! 2.2 stars
43. I was really on fire when I got my third degree! 3.8 stars
44. When applicant numbers to follow optometry were low, the School authorities decided to re-advertise, to dilate the pupils! 2.2 stars
45. Old artists never retire they withdraw! 3.2 stars
46. Husbands wedded to shopaholic wives face severe economic downtown turns! 1.5 stars
47. Ghost-writers lift the spirit of the readers. 3.4 stars
48. A Lift Attendant is usually a level-headed guy! 2.8 stars
49. Crucifixion is done after cross examination! 3.1 stars
50. There is no point in going to an acupuncturist, if you don't pin your hopes on him for full recovery. 3.0 stars
51. At all stages Shakespeare was a playful character! 2.5 stars
52. The successive president of the local Climate Changes Committee was the carbon copy of his predecessor. 2.7 stars
53. Some undercover operatives are given blanket approvals! 3.0 stars
54. Guys who drive in retractable convertibles with remote control often hoodwink others! 1.6 stars
55. In a family 'Coffee Business' intake of outsiders is a filtered process to prevent spilling the beans! 3.0 stars
56. The rise of the orthopedic doctor depends on the fall of the patients! 3.5 stars
57. Price of top of the range range-hoods goes through the roof!! 2.2 stars
58. In tensed tennis duels where temper teeters, some losers fly off the handle! 2.4 stars
59. The Board of Directors of the Brewery prepared their first draft before commencement! 2.7 stars
60. The chandelier manufacturer involved in shady deals came to the spotlight. 2.7 stars
61. Land surveyors do not retire they scale down and plan their final plot before they get landed into it! 2.0 stars
62. To curb wastage of water during showers everyone at the hostel was given a shower cap! 2.0 stars
63. The thought of becoming a gymnast springs in my mind however much I suppress it! 2.4 stars
64. A phishing hacker was hooked on line by cops! 2.9 stars
65. Family feuds are espoused!! 2.0 stars
66. A hangman has a cord of conduct! 2.6 stars
67. A pig pen is filled with pink pigments and oink! 2.0 stars
68. The champion ballet dancer watched his feat in the video footage! 2.3 stars
69. Abrupt appearance of sinkholes is ground breaking news for media men! 2.9 stars
70. Poultry farmers lay-off old layers to set off paltry income! 1.7 stars
71. In political landscapes the mudslinging precedes the landslides! 2.9 stars
72. The self-styled pig-farmer charged for cruelty in court of law penned a swine statement that hamstrung the prosecution. 2.2 stars
73. Body language is self explanatory! 2.8 stars
74. To me the prognosis of the proctologist was the beginning of the end! 3.2 stars
75. A carburetor specialist had manifold advantages to better his career! 2.4 stars
76. Money laundering is a dirty trade for a clean profit! 2.8 stars
77. Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information! 2.1 stars
78. The second hand clock shop had to wind up business as time ran out! 3.0 stars
79. If you can't differentiate a blue collar and white collar worker by his hands, it is callous indifference. 3.3 stars
80. The very cause for varicose veins for cops on beat duty at traffic intersections is 'Standing Orders'. 1.9 stars
81. To the flat dwellers finding a level playing field was a complex issue! 2.7 stars
82. Tubeless is a product of tireless effort! 2.9 stars
83. A plumber's pipe dream was to tap all his resources to become multifauceted. 3.6 stars
84. Textile workers who lived at the manufacturing site in fabricated dwellings were closely knitted. 3.0 stars
85. Is the training given to expectant parents apparenticeship? 2.2 stars
86. Workers in an upholstery business demanded a wage hike to cushion the high cost of living. 3.1 stars
87. When the rubber market bounced, it was latex news. 2.6 stars
88. When my granddaughter lost her baby molar she was demolarised and brushed the tooth fairy claim. 2.3 stars
89. A tennis exponent always has a gut feeling beforehand that he will beat his opponent. 2.3 stars
90. Vertical living is flat dwelling. 2.2 stars
91. Cash cows control bull market stocks! 2.8 stars
92. To me the end result of a can-do attitude is positively candid. 3.6 stars
93. A pun spun with a good yarn gets fabricated! 3.3 stars
94. Dentists on death fill their last cavity. 2.2 stars
95. Podiatrists like legumes and tomatoes! 2.2 stars
96. Issue of first day cover almost ended in a stampede. 2.4 stars
97. Masks have no face value! 3.3 stars
98. The charges of the otolaryngologist was exorbitant, I had to pay through the nose! 3.1 stars
99. Tube tyres are not a patch on tubeless ones! 1.7 stars
100. When the lumber baron was unable to log in, his business ended in a forced shut down! 2.6 stars
101. Synchronization of gears in modern bicycles is cognitively demanding. 2.6 stars
102. Epitaphs are engraved! 2.4 stars