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1. Dud notes are counter-unfit! 1.5 stars
2. I couldn't beat the conundrums of my opponent in the contest! 2.3 stars
3. The long arm of the law handcuffed the sleek fingered pickpocket! 3.0 stars
4. Upmarket restaurants cater to top end customers! 3.1 stars
5. Geologists believe in taking whiskey on the rocks. 3.2 stars
6. Our local wheat farmers had a flour-ishing harvest. 3.3 stars
7. Conservationists thoughts run wild! 2.7 stars
8. Are pathologists cell centered? 3.1 stars
9. Can punsters possessing the acumen to puncture the bloated ego of another by his pun pricks be called an acupuncturist? 2.9 stars
10. Great batsmen in cricket score centuries by their will-ow power? 2.5 stars
11. Manual clock repairers who are hands on are ticking away! 2.4 stars
12. The gymnast's feat of jumping on asymmetrical bars remains unparalleled! 3.9 stars
13. The homeless man always thought of owning a mansion and was dwelling on it! 3.2 stars
14. When the manual clock manufacturer sold his business with the digital transition, it changed hands! 3.3 stars
15. It was selfie destructive when the guy who took a photo from top of a cliff slipped into the precipice! 1.5 stars
16. When the local council imposed a ban on hogging along footpath the pet pigs, owners took it for grunted! 2.2 stars
17. A politician's career is promising all the way! 3.2 stars
18. My blood test report is cell shocking, I have to pay scan heed. 1.2 stars
19. Do Haematologists have blood relationship with their patients?. 2.5 stars
20. At the annual general meeting of the professional photographers many high-resolutions were put forward! 3.0 stars
21. My barber cut short his operational costs by trimming the overheads! 3.1 stars
22. My friend whose vision is deteriorating has a blind faith in his ophthalmologist. 3.2 stars
23. What do you call inmates in prison who become friendly? Pen pals! 3.6 stars
24. Apparel baron quit business to be spiritual as he no longer believed in material wealth! 2.2 stars
25. In cricket nightwatchmen do not bat eye lids till they get their eye on the ball! 1.6 stars
26. Is toe-jam made out of tomatoes? 2.0 stars
27. I was nonplussed at the ability of the student to add manually minus the aid of an adding machine! 2.4 stars
28. Brewery workers demand for concessional beer for their consumption, was considered on a case by case basis, and a ration-ale decision was reached by the management. 2.2 stars
29. When two orthopedists started a new surgery, it was a joint operation. 3.7 stars
30. Pilots have easy access to cloud storage. 3.2 stars
31. Farmers engaged in paddy cultivation for generations are genetically ingrained! 2.4 stars
32. I went to a budget restaurant to dine and when I returned there was a parking ticket stuck on the windshield. Well, that was fine dining! 2.6 stars
33. Seated in economy class in a budget airlines cash strapped, I tightened my belt all the way! 2.4 stars
34. To spend a weekend minus 'Punoftheday' makes one weakened! 2.3 stars
35. A dentist in a court trial was orally examined and re-examined by the defence lawyer ruthlessly, to extract the truth. 3.4 stars
36. When I was referred to a Dietician by my GP, I weighed the pros and cons of it. 2.6 stars
37. A hangman works under deadline! 3.1 stars
38. Undertakers after a hard day's work are dead tired! 3.8 stars
39. Soap operas give a good lather making viewers to froth and bubble! 2.1 stars
40. When words newly coined are included in the dictionary, it brings about many a change! 3.0 stars
41. Electricians go with the flow, never against the current! 3.6 stars
42. One, who is smart enough to draw attention, can easily canvass his thoughts and ideas! 2.8 stars
43. Some head hunters resort to skulduggery. 2.0 stars
44. I slept like a log whilst on night duty and I was axed when I woke up. 2.8 stars
45. Great batsmen in cricket retire because they can't push their boundaries further in their field! 2.9 stars
46. Money launderers are filthy rich! 3.8 stars
47. Old-flames are rekindled by a burning desire! 3.2 stars
48. Moonshine is distilled in the still of the night to escape detection? 2.5 stars
49. To the artificial rainmakers every cloud has a silver iodide lining! 2.3 stars
50. Cost of living balloons due to high inflation! 3.5 stars
51. The first Hangman to switch to electricity from the traditional cord was a good conductor, with an alternate code of conduct! 2.2 stars
52. When the Park Warden spotted a Dalmatian off the leash, the owner received a spot fine! 2.2 stars
53. I was really on fire when I got my third degree! 3.8 stars
54. When applicant numbers to follow optometry were low, the School authorities decided to re-advertise, to dilate the pupils! 2.2 stars
55. Old artists never retire they withdraw! 3.2 stars
56. Husbands wedded to shopaholic wives face severe economic downtown turns! 1.5 stars
57. Ghost-writers lift the spirit of the readers. 3.4 stars
58. A Lift Attendant is usually a level-headed guy! 2.8 stars
59. Crucifixion is done after cross examination! 3.1 stars
60. There is no point in going to an acupuncturist, if you don't pin your hopes on him for full recovery. 3.0 stars
61. At all stages Shakespeare was a playful character! 2.5 stars
62. The successive president of the local Climate Changes Committee was the carbon copy of his predecessor. 2.7 stars
63. Some undercover operatives are given blanket approvals! 3.0 stars
64. Guys who drive in retractable convertibles with remote control often hoodwink others! 1.6 stars
65. In a family 'Coffee Business' intake of outsiders is a filtered process to prevent spilling the beans! 3.0 stars
66. The rise of the orthopedic doctor depends on the fall of the patients! 3.4 stars
67. Price of top of the range range-hoods goes through the roof!! 2.2 stars
68. In tensed tennis duels where temper teeters, some losers fly off the handle! 2.4 stars
69. The Board of Directors of the Brewery prepared their first draft before commencement! 2.7 stars
70. The chandelier manufacturer involved in shady deals came to the spotlight. 2.7 stars
71. Land surveyors do not retire they scale down and plan their final plot before they get landed into it! 2.0 stars
72. To curb wastage of water during showers everyone at the hostel was given a shower cap! 2.0 stars
73. The thought of becoming a gymnast springs in my mind however much I suppress it! 2.4 stars
74. A phishing hacker was hooked on line by cops! 2.9 stars
75. Family feuds are espoused!! 2.0 stars
76. A hangman has a cord of conduct! 2.6 stars
77. A pig pen is filled with pink pigments and oink! 2.0 stars
78. The champion ballet dancer watched his feat in the video footage! 2.3 stars
79. Abrupt appearance of sinkholes is ground breaking news for media men! 2.9 stars
80. Poultry farmers lay-off old layers to set off paltry income! 1.7 stars
81. In political landscapes the mudslinging precedes the landslides! 2.9 stars
82. The self-styled pig-farmer charged for cruelty in court of law penned a swine statement that hamstrung the prosecution. 2.2 stars
83. Body language is self explanatory! 2.8 stars
84. To me the prognosis of the proctologist was the beginning of the end! 3.2 stars
85. A carburetor specialist had manifold advantages to better his career! 2.4 stars
86. Money laundering is a dirty trade for a clean profit! 2.8 stars
87. Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information! 2.1 stars
88. The second hand clock shop had to wind up business as time ran out! 3.0 stars
89. If you can't differentiate a blue collar and white collar worker by his hands, it is callous indifference. 3.3 stars
90. The very cause for varicose veins for cops on beat duty at traffic intersections is 'Standing Orders'. 1.9 stars
91. To the flat dwellers finding a level playing field was a complex issue! 2.7 stars
92. Tubeless is a product of tireless effort! 2.9 stars
93. A plumber's pipe dream was to tap all his resources to become multifauceted. 3.6 stars
94. Textile workers who lived at the manufacturing site in fabricated dwellings were closely knitted. 3.0 stars
95. Is the training given to expectant parents apparenticeship? 2.2 stars
96. Workers in an upholstery business demanded a wage hike to cushion the high cost of living. 3.1 stars
97. When the rubber market bounced, it was latex news. 2.6 stars
98. When my granddaughter lost her baby molar she was demolarised and brushed the tooth fairy claim. 2.3 stars
99. A tennis exponent always has a gut feeling beforehand that he will beat his opponent. 2.3 stars
100. Vertical living is flat dwelling. 2.2 stars
101. Cash cows control bull market stocks! 2.8 stars
102. To me the end result of a can-do attitude is positively candid. 3.6 stars
103. A pun spun with a good yarn gets fabricated! 3.3 stars
104. Dentists on death fill their last cavity. 2.2 stars
105. Podiatrists like legumes and tomatoes! 2.2 stars
106. Issue of first day cover almost ended in a stampede. 2.4 stars
107. Masks have no face value! 3.3 stars
108. The charges of the otolaryngologist was exorbitant, I had to pay through the nose! 3.1 stars
109. Tube tyres are not a patch on tubeless ones! 1.7 stars
110. When the lumber baron was unable to log in, his business ended in a forced shut down! 2.5 stars
111. Synchronization of gears in modern bicycles is cognitively demanding. 2.6 stars
112. Epitaphs are engraved! 2.4 stars