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1. The homeless man always thought of owning a mansion and was dwelling on it! 3.1 stars
2. When the manual clock manufacturer sold his business with the digital transition, it changed hands! 3.3 stars
3. It was selfie destructive when the guy who took a photo from top of a cliff slipped into the precipice! 1.5 stars
4. When the local council imposed a ban on hogging along footpath the pet pigs, owners took it for grunted! 2.2 stars
5. A politician's career is promising all the way! 3.2 stars
6. My blood test report is cell shocking, I have to pay scan heed. 1.2 stars
7. Do Haematologists have blood relationship with their patients?. 2.5 stars
8. At the annual general meeting of the professional photographers many high-resolutions were put forward! 3.0 stars
9. My barber cut short his operational costs by trimming the overheads! 3.1 stars
10. My friend whose vision is deteriorating has a blind faith in his ophthalmologist. 3.2 stars
11. What do you call inmates in prison who become friendly? Pen pals! 3.6 stars
12. Apparel baron quit business to be spiritual as he no longer believed in material wealth! 2.2 stars
13. In cricket nightwatchmen do not bat eye lids till they get their eye on the ball! 1.6 stars
14. Is toe-jam made out of tomatoes? 2.0 stars
15. I was nonplussed at the ability of the student to add manually minus the aid of an adding machine! 2.4 stars
16. Brewery workers demand for concessional beer for their consumption, was considered on a case by case basis, and a ration-ale decision was reached by the management. 2.2 stars
17. When two orthopedists started a new surgery, it was a joint operation. 3.7 stars
18. Pilots have easy access to cloud storage. 3.2 stars
19. Farmers engaged in paddy cultivation for generations are genetically ingrained! 2.4 stars
20. I went to a budget restaurant to dine and when I returned there was a parking ticket stuck on the windshield. Well, that was fine dining! 2.6 stars
21. Seated in economy class in a budget airlines cash strapped, I tightened my belt all the way! 2.4 stars
22. To spend a weekend minus 'Punoftheday' makes one weakened! 2.3 stars
23. A dentist in a court trial was orally examined and re-examined by the defence lawyer ruthlessly, to extract the truth. 3.4 stars
24. When I was referred to a Dietician by my GP, I weighed the pros and cons of it. 2.6 stars
25. A hangman works under deadline! 3.1 stars
26. Undertakers after a hard day's work are dead tired! 3.8 stars
27. Soap operas give a good lather making viewers to froth and bubble! 2.1 stars
28. When words newly coined are included in the dictionary, it brings about many a change! 3.0 stars
29. Electricians go with the flow, never against the current! 3.6 stars
30. One, who is smart enough to draw attention, can easily canvass his thoughts and ideas! 2.5 stars
31. Some head hunters resort to skulduggery. 2.0 stars
32. I slept like a log whilst on night duty and I was axed when I woke up. 2.8 stars
33. Great batsmen in cricket retire because they can't push their boundaries further in their field! 2.9 stars
34. Money launderers are filthy rich! 3.8 stars
35. Old-flames are rekindled by a burning desire! 3.2 stars
36. Moonshine is distilled in the still of the night to escape detection? 2.5 stars
37. To the artificial rainmakers every cloud has a silver iodide lining! 2.3 stars
38. Cost of living balloons due to high inflation! 3.6 stars
39. The first Hangman to switch to electricity from the traditional cord was a good conductor, with an alternate code of conduct! 2.2 stars
40. When the Park Warden spotted a Dalmatian off the leash, the owner received a spot fine! 2.2 stars
41. I was really on fire when I got my third degree! 3.8 stars
42. When applicant numbers to follow optometry were low, the School authorities decided to re-advertise, to dilate the pupils! 2.2 stars
43. Old artists never retire they withdraw! 3.2 stars
44. Husbands wedded to shopaholic wives face severe economic downtown turns! 1.5 stars
45. Ghost-writers lift the spirit of the readers. 3.4 stars
46. A Lift Attendant is usually a level-headed guy! 2.8 stars
47. Crucifixion is done after cross examination! 3.1 stars
48. There is no point in going to an acupuncturist, if you don't pin your hopes on him for full recovery. 3.0 stars
49. At all stages Shakespeare was a playful character! 2.5 stars
50. The successive president of the local Climate Changes Committee was the carbon copy of his predecessor. 2.7 stars
51. Some undercover operatives are given blanket approvals! 3.0 stars
52. Guys who drive in retractable convertibles with remote control often hoodwink others! 1.6 stars
53. In a family 'Coffee Business' intake of outsiders is a filtered process to prevent spilling the beans! 3.0 stars
54. The rise of the orthopedic doctor depends on the fall of the patients! 3.5 stars
55. Price of top of the range range-hoods goes through the roof!! 2.2 stars
56. In tensed tennis duels where temper teeters, some losers fly off the handle! 2.4 stars
57. The Board of Directors of the Brewery prepared their first draft before commencement! 2.7 stars
58. The chandelier manufacturer involved in shady deals came to the spotlight. 2.7 stars
59. Land surveyors do not retire they scale down and plan their final plot before they get landed into it! 2.0 stars
60. To curb wastage of water during showers everyone at the hostel was given a shower cap! 2.0 stars
61. The thought of becoming a gymnast springs in my mind however much I suppress it! 2.4 stars
62. A phishing hacker was hooked on line by cops! 2.9 stars
63. Family feuds are espoused!! 2.0 stars
64. A hangman has a cord of conduct! 2.6 stars
65. A pig pen is filled with pink pigments and oink! 2.0 stars
66. The champion ballet dancer watched his feat in the video footage! 2.3 stars
67. Abrupt appearance of sinkholes is ground breaking news for media men! 2.9 stars
68. Poultry farmers lay-off old layers to set off paltry income! 1.7 stars
69. In political landscapes the mudslinging precedes the landslides! 2.9 stars
70. The self-styled pig-farmer charged for cruelty in court of law penned a swine statement that hamstrung the prosecution. 2.2 stars
71. Body language is self explanatory! 2.8 stars
72. To me the prognosis of the proctologist was the beginning of the end! 3.2 stars
73. A carburetor specialist had manifold advantages to better his career! 2.4 stars
74. Money laundering is a dirty trade for a clean profit! 2.8 stars
75. Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information! 2.1 stars
76. The second hand clock shop had to wind up business as time ran out! 3.0 stars
77. If you can't differentiate a blue collar and white collar worker by his hands, it is callous indifference. 3.3 stars
78. The very cause for varicose veins for cops on beat duty at traffic intersections is 'Standing Orders'. 1.9 stars
79. To the flat dwellers finding a level playing field was a complex issue! 2.7 stars
80. Tubeless is a product of tireless effort! 2.9 stars
81. A plumber's pipe dream was to tap all his resources to become multifauceted. 3.6 stars
82. Textile workers who lived at the manufacturing site in fabricated dwellings were closely knitted. 3.0 stars
83. Is the training given to expectant parents apparenticeship? 2.2 stars
84. Workers in an upholstery business demanded a wage hike to cushion the high cost of living. 3.1 stars
85. When the rubber market bounced, it was latex news. 2.6 stars
86. When my granddaughter lost her baby molar she was demolarised and brushed the tooth fairy claim. 2.3 stars
87. A tennis exponent always has a gut feeling beforehand that he will beat his opponent. 2.3 stars
88. Vertical living is flat dwelling. 2.2 stars
89. Cash cows control bull market stocks! 2.8 stars
90. To me the end result of a can-do attitude is positively candid. 3.6 stars
91. A pun spun with a good yarn gets fabricated! 3.3 stars
92. Dentists on death fill their last cavity. 2.2 stars
93. Podiatrists like legumes and tomatoes! 2.2 stars
94. Issue of first day cover almost ended in a stampede. 2.4 stars
95. Masks have no face value! 3.3 stars
96. The charges of the otolaryngologist was exorbitant, I had to pay through the nose! 3.1 stars
97. Tube tyres are not a patch on tubeless ones! 1.7 stars
98. When the lumber baron was unable to log in, his business ended in a forced shut down! 2.6 stars
99. Synchronization of gears in modern bicycles is cognitively demanding. 2.6 stars
100. Epitaphs are engraved! 2.4 stars