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1. My blood test report is cell shocking, I have to pay scan heed. 1.2 stars
2. Do Haematologists have blood relationship with their patients?. 2.5 stars
3. At the annual general meeting of the professional photographers many high-resolutions were put forward! 3.0 stars
4. My barber cut short his operational costs by trimming the overheads! 3.1 stars
5. My friend whose vision is deteriorating has a blind faith in his ophthalmologist. 3.2 stars
6. What do you call inmates in prison who become friendly? Pen pals! 3.6 stars
7. Apparel baron quit business to be spiritual as he no longer believed in material wealth! 2.2 stars
8. In cricket nightwatchmen do not bat eye lids till they get their eye on the ball! 1.6 stars
9. Is toe-jam made out of tomatoes? 2.0 stars
10. I was nonplussed at the ability of the student to add manually minus the aid of an adding machine! 2.4 stars
11. Brewery workers demand for concessional beer for their consumption, was considered on a case by case basis, and a ration-ale decision was reached by the management. 2.2 stars
12. When two orthopedists started a new surgery, it was a joint operation. 3.7 stars
13. Pilots have easy access to cloud storage. 3.2 stars
14. Farmers engaged in paddy cultivation for generations are genetically ingrained! 2.4 stars
15. I went to a budget restaurant to dine and when I returned there was a parking ticket stuck on the windshield. Well, that was fine dining! 2.6 stars
16. Seated in economy class in a budget airlines cash strapped, I tightened my belt all the way! 2.4 stars
17. To spend a weekend minus 'Punoftheday' makes one weakened! 2.3 stars
18. A dentist in a court trial was orally examined and re-examined by the defence lawyer ruthlessly, to extract the truth. 3.4 stars
19. When I was referred to a Dietician by my GP, I weighed the pros and cons of it. 2.6 stars
20. A hangman works under deadline! 3.1 stars
21. Undertakers after a hard day's work are dead tired! 3.8 stars
22. Soap operas give a good lather making viewers to froth and bubble! 2.1 stars
23. When words newly coined are included in the dictionary, it brings about many a change! 3.0 stars
24. Electricians go with the flow, never against the current! 3.6 stars
25. One, who is smart enough to draw attention, can easily canvass his thoughts and ideas! 2.5 stars
26. Some head hunters resort to skulduggery. 2.0 stars
27. I slept like a log whilst on night duty and I was axed when I woke up. 2.8 stars
28. Great batsmen in cricket retire because they can't push their boundaries further in their field! 2.9 stars
29. Money launderers are filthy rich! 3.8 stars
30. Old-flames are rekindled by a burning desire! 3.2 stars
31. Moonshine is distilled in the still of the night to escape detection? 2.5 stars
32. To the artificial rainmakers every cloud has a silver iodide lining! 2.3 stars
33. Cost of living balloons due to high inflation! 3.6 stars
34. The first Hangman to switch to electricity from the traditional cord was a good conductor, with an alternate code of conduct! 2.2 stars
35. When the Park Warden spotted a Dalmatian off the leash, the owner received a spot fine! 2.2 stars
36. I was really on fire when I got my third degree! 3.8 stars
37. When applicant numbers to follow optometry were low, the School authorities decided to re-advertise, to dilate the pupils! 2.2 stars
38. Old artists never retire they withdraw! 3.2 stars
39. Husbands wedded to shopaholic wives face severe economic downtown turns! 1.5 stars
40. Ghost-writers lift the spirit of the readers. 3.4 stars
41. A Lift Attendant is usually a level-headed guy! 2.8 stars
42. Crucifixion is done after cross examination! 3.1 stars
43. There is no point in going to an acupuncturist, if you don't pin your hopes on him for full recovery. 3.0 stars
44. At all stages Shakespeare was a playful character! 2.5 stars
45. The successive president of the local Climate Changes Committee was the carbon copy of his predecessor. 2.7 stars
46. Some undercover operatives are given blanket approvals! 3.0 stars
47. Guys who drive in retractable convertibles with remote control often hoodwink others! 1.6 stars
48. In a family 'Coffee Business' intake of outsiders is a filtered process to prevent spilling the beans! 3.0 stars
49. The rise of the orthopedic doctor depends on the fall of the patients! 3.5 stars
50. Price of top of the range range-hoods goes through the roof!! 2.2 stars
51. In tensed tennis duels where temper teeters, some losers fly off the handle! 2.4 stars
52. The Board of Directors of the Brewery prepared their first draft before commencement! 2.7 stars
53. The chandelier manufacturer involved in shady deals came to the spotlight. 2.7 stars
54. Land surveyors do not retire they scale down and plan their final plot before they get landed into it! 2.0 stars
55. To curb wastage of water during showers everyone at the hostel was given a shower cap! 2.0 stars
56. The thought of becoming a gymnast springs in my mind however much I suppress it! 2.4 stars
57. A phishing hacker was hooked on line by cops! 2.9 stars
58. Family feuds are espoused!! 2.0 stars
59. A hangman has a cord of conduct! 2.6 stars
60. A pig pen is filled with pink pigments and oink! 2.0 stars
61. The champion ballet dancer watched his feat in the video footage! 2.3 stars
62. Abrupt appearance of sinkholes is ground breaking news for media men! 2.9 stars
63. Poultry farmers lay-off old layers to set off paltry income! 1.7 stars
64. In political landscapes the mudslinging precedes the landslides! 2.9 stars
65. The self-styled pig-farmer charged for cruelty in court of law penned a swine statement that hamstrung the prosecution. 2.2 stars
66. Body language is self explanatory! 2.8 stars
67. To me the prognosis of the proctologist was the beginning of the end! 3.2 stars
68. A carburetor specialist had manifold advantages to better his career! 2.4 stars
69. Money laundering is a dirty trade for a clean profit! 2.8 stars
70. Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information! 2.1 stars
71. The second hand clock shop had to wind up business as time ran out! 3.0 stars
72. If you can't differentiate a blue collar and white collar worker by his hands, it is callous indifference. 3.3 stars
73. The very cause for varicose veins for cops on beat duty at traffic intersections is 'Standing Orders'. 1.9 stars
74. To the flat dwellers finding a level playing field was a complex issue! 2.7 stars
75. Tubeless is a product of tireless effort! 2.9 stars
76. A plumber's pipe dream was to tap all his resources to become multifauceted. 3.6 stars
77. Textile workers who lived at the manufacturing site in fabricated dwellings were closely knitted. 3.0 stars
78. Is the training given to expectant parents apparenticeship? 2.2 stars
79. Workers in an upholstery business demanded a wage hike to cushion the high cost of living. 3.1 stars
80. When the rubber market bounced, it was latex news. 2.6 stars
81. When my granddaughter lost her baby molar she was demolarised and brushed the tooth fairy claim. 2.3 stars
82. A tennis exponent always has a gut feeling beforehand that he will beat his opponent. 2.3 stars
83. Vertical living is flat dwelling. 2.2 stars
84. Cash cows control bull market stocks! 2.8 stars
85. To me the end result of a can-do attitude is positively candid. 3.6 stars
86. A pun spun with a good yarn gets fabricated! 3.3 stars
87. Dentists on death fill their last cavity. 2.2 stars
88. Podiatrists like legumes and tomatoes! 2.2 stars
89. Issue of first day cover almost ended in a stampede. 2.4 stars
90. Masks have no face value! 3.3 stars
91. The charges of the otolaryngologist was exorbitant, I had to pay through the nose! 3.1 stars
92. Tube tyres are not a patch on tubeless ones! 1.7 stars
93. When the lumber baron was unable to log in, his business ended in a forced shut down! 2.6 stars
94. Synchronization of gears in modern bicycles is cognitively demanding. 2.6 stars
95. Epitaphs are engraved! 2.4 stars