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1. When the local council imposed a ban on hogging along footpath the pet pigs, owners took it for grunted! 2.2 stars
2. A politician's career is promising all the way! 3.2 stars
3. My blood test report is cell shocking, I have to pay scan heed. 1.2 stars
4. Do Haematologists have blood relationship with their patients?. 2.5 stars
5. At the annual general meeting of the professional photographers many high-resolutions were put forward! 3.0 stars
6. My barber cut short his operational costs by trimming the overheads! 3.1 stars
7. My friend whose vision is deteriorating has a blind faith in his ophthalmologist. 3.2 stars
8. What do you call inmates in prison who become friendly? Pen pals! 3.6 stars
9. Apparel baron quit business to be spiritual as he no longer believed in material wealth! 2.2 stars
10. In cricket nightwatchmen do not bat eye lids till they get their eye on the ball! 1.6 stars
11. Is toe-jam made out of tomatoes? 2.0 stars
12. I was nonplussed at the ability of the student to add manually minus the aid of an adding machine! 2.4 stars
13. Brewery workers demand for concessional beer for their consumption, was considered on a case by case basis, and a ration-ale decision was reached by the management. 2.2 stars
14. When two orthopedists started a new surgery, it was a joint operation. 3.7 stars
15. Pilots have easy access to cloud storage. 3.2 stars
16. Farmers engaged in paddy cultivation for generations are genetically ingrained! 2.4 stars
17. I went to a budget restaurant to dine and when I returned there was a parking ticket stuck on the windshield. Well, that was fine dining! 2.6 stars
18. Seated in economy class in a budget airlines cash strapped, I tightened my belt all the way! 2.4 stars
19. To spend a weekend minus 'Punoftheday' makes one weakened! 2.3 stars
20. A dentist in a court trial was orally examined and re-examined by the defence lawyer ruthlessly, to extract the truth. 3.4 stars
21. When I was referred to a Dietician by my GP, I weighed the pros and cons of it. 2.6 stars
22. A hangman works under deadline! 3.1 stars
23. Undertakers after a hard day's work are dead tired! 3.8 stars
24. Soap operas give a good lather making viewers to froth and bubble! 2.1 stars
25. When words newly coined are included in the dictionary, it brings about many a change! 3.0 stars
26. Electricians go with the flow, never against the current! 3.6 stars
27. One, who is smart enough to draw attention, can easily canvass his thoughts and ideas! 2.5 stars
28. Some head hunters resort to skulduggery. 2.0 stars
29. I slept like a log whilst on night duty and I was axed when I woke up. 2.8 stars
30. Great batsmen in cricket retire because they can't push their boundaries further in their field! 2.9 stars
31. Money launderers are filthy rich! 3.8 stars
32. Old-flames are rekindled by a burning desire! 3.2 stars
33. Moonshine is distilled in the still of the night to escape detection? 2.5 stars
34. To the artificial rainmakers every cloud has a silver iodide lining! 2.3 stars
35. Cost of living balloons due to high inflation! 3.6 stars
36. The first Hangman to switch to electricity from the traditional cord was a good conductor, with an alternate code of conduct! 2.2 stars
37. When the Park Warden spotted a Dalmatian off the leash, the owner received a spot fine! 2.2 stars
38. I was really on fire when I got my third degree! 3.8 stars
39. When applicant numbers to follow optometry were low, the School authorities decided to re-advertise, to dilate the pupils! 2.2 stars
40. Old artists never retire they withdraw! 3.2 stars
41. Husbands wedded to shopaholic wives face severe economic downtown turns! 1.5 stars
42. Ghost-writers lift the spirit of the readers. 3.4 stars
43. A Lift Attendant is usually a level-headed guy! 2.8 stars
44. Crucifixion is done after cross examination! 3.1 stars
45. There is no point in going to an acupuncturist, if you don't pin your hopes on him for full recovery. 3.0 stars
46. At all stages Shakespeare was a playful character! 2.5 stars
47. The successive president of the local Climate Changes Committee was the carbon copy of his predecessor. 2.7 stars
48. Some undercover operatives are given blanket approvals! 3.0 stars
49. Guys who drive in retractable convertibles with remote control often hoodwink others! 1.6 stars
50. In a family 'Coffee Business' intake of outsiders is a filtered process to prevent spilling the beans! 3.0 stars
51. The rise of the orthopedic doctor depends on the fall of the patients! 3.5 stars
52. Price of top of the range range-hoods goes through the roof!! 2.2 stars
53. In tensed tennis duels where temper teeters, some losers fly off the handle! 2.4 stars
54. The Board of Directors of the Brewery prepared their first draft before commencement! 2.7 stars
55. The chandelier manufacturer involved in shady deals came to the spotlight. 2.7 stars
56. Land surveyors do not retire they scale down and plan their final plot before they get landed into it! 2.0 stars
57. To curb wastage of water during showers everyone at the hostel was given a shower cap! 2.0 stars
58. The thought of becoming a gymnast springs in my mind however much I suppress it! 2.4 stars
59. A phishing hacker was hooked on line by cops! 2.9 stars
60. Family feuds are espoused!! 2.0 stars
61. A hangman has a cord of conduct! 2.6 stars
62. A pig pen is filled with pink pigments and oink! 2.0 stars
63. The champion ballet dancer watched his feat in the video footage! 2.3 stars
64. Abrupt appearance of sinkholes is ground breaking news for media men! 2.9 stars
65. Poultry farmers lay-off old layers to set off paltry income! 1.7 stars
66. In political landscapes the mudslinging precedes the landslides! 2.9 stars
67. The self-styled pig-farmer charged for cruelty in court of law penned a swine statement that hamstrung the prosecution. 2.2 stars
68. Body language is self explanatory! 2.8 stars
69. To me the prognosis of the proctologist was the beginning of the end! 3.2 stars
70. A carburetor specialist had manifold advantages to better his career! 2.4 stars
71. Money laundering is a dirty trade for a clean profit! 2.8 stars
72. Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information! 2.1 stars
73. The second hand clock shop had to wind up business as time ran out! 3.0 stars
74. If you can't differentiate a blue collar and white collar worker by his hands, it is callous indifference. 3.3 stars
75. The very cause for varicose veins for cops on beat duty at traffic intersections is 'Standing Orders'. 1.9 stars
76. To the flat dwellers finding a level playing field was a complex issue! 2.7 stars
77. Tubeless is a product of tireless effort! 2.9 stars
78. A plumber's pipe dream was to tap all his resources to become multifauceted. 3.6 stars
79. Textile workers who lived at the manufacturing site in fabricated dwellings were closely knitted. 3.0 stars
80. Is the training given to expectant parents apparenticeship? 2.2 stars
81. Workers in an upholstery business demanded a wage hike to cushion the high cost of living. 3.1 stars
82. When the rubber market bounced, it was latex news. 2.6 stars
83. When my granddaughter lost her baby molar she was demolarised and brushed the tooth fairy claim. 2.3 stars
84. A tennis exponent always has a gut feeling beforehand that he will beat his opponent. 2.3 stars
85. Vertical living is flat dwelling. 2.2 stars
86. Cash cows control bull market stocks! 2.8 stars
87. To me the end result of a can-do attitude is positively candid. 3.6 stars
88. A pun spun with a good yarn gets fabricated! 3.3 stars
89. Dentists on death fill their last cavity. 2.2 stars
90. Podiatrists like legumes and tomatoes! 2.2 stars
91. Issue of first day cover almost ended in a stampede. 2.4 stars
92. Masks have no face value! 3.3 stars
93. The charges of the otolaryngologist was exorbitant, I had to pay through the nose! 3.1 stars
94. Tube tyres are not a patch on tubeless ones! 1.7 stars
95. When the lumber baron was unable to log in, his business ended in a forced shut down! 2.6 stars
96. Synchronization of gears in modern bicycles is cognitively demanding. 2.6 stars
97. Epitaphs are engraved! 2.4 stars