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1. My barber cut short his operational costs by trimming the overheads! 3.0 stars
2. My friend whose vision is deteriorating has a blind faith in his ophthalmologist. 3.0 stars
3. What do you call inmates in prison who become friendly? Pen pals! 3.0 stars
4. Apparel baron quit business to be spiritual as he no longer believed in material wealth! 2.2 stars
5. In cricket nightwatchmen do not bat eye lids till they get their eye on the ball! 1.6 stars
6. Is toe-jam made out of tomatoes? 2.0 stars
7. I was nonplussed at the ability of the student to add manually minus the aid of an adding machine! 2.4 stars
8. Brewery workers demand for concessional beer for their consumption, was considered on a case by case basis, and a ration-ale decision was reached by the management. 2.2 stars
9. When two orthopedists started a new surgery, it was a joint operation. 3.7 stars
10. Pilots have easy access to cloud storage. 3.2 stars
11. Farmers engaged in paddy cultivation for generations are genetically ingrained! 2.4 stars
12. I went to a budget restaurant to dine and when I returned there was a parking ticket stuck on the windshield. Well, that was fine dining! 2.6 stars
13. Seated in economy class in a budget airlines cash strapped, I tightened my belt all the way! 2.4 stars
14. To spend a weekend minus 'Punoftheday' makes one weakened! 2.3 stars
15. A dentist in a court trial was orally examined and re-examined by the defence lawyer ruthlessly, to extract the truth. 3.4 stars
16. When I was referred to a Dietician by my GP, I weighed the pros and cons of it. 2.6 stars
17. A hangman works under deadline! 3.1 stars
18. Undertakers after a hard day's work are dead tired! 3.8 stars
19. Soap operas give a good lather making viewers to froth and bubble! 2.1 stars
20. When words newly coined are included in the dictionary, it brings about many a change! 3.0 stars
21. Electricians go with the flow, never against the current! 3.6 stars
22. One, who is smart enough to draw attention, can easily canvass his thoughts and ideas! 2.5 stars
23. Some head hunters resort to skulduggery. 2.0 stars
24. I slept like a log whilst on night duty and I was axed when I woke up. 2.8 stars
25. Great batsmen in cricket retire because they can't push their boundaries further in their field! 2.9 stars
26. Money launderers are filthy rich! 3.9 stars
27. Old-flames are rekindled by a burning desire! 3.2 stars
28. Moonshine is distilled in the still of the night to escape detection? 2.5 stars
29. To the artificial rainmakers every cloud has a silver iodide lining! 2.3 stars
30. Cost of living balloons due to high inflation! 3.6 stars
31. The first Hangman to switch to electricity from the traditional cord was a good conductor, with an alternate code of conduct! 2.2 stars
32. When the Park Warden spotted a Dalmatian off the leash, the owner received a spot fine! 2.2 stars
33. I was really on fire when I got my third degree! 3.8 stars
34. When applicant numbers to follow optometry were low, the School authorities decided to re-advertise, to dilate the pupils! 2.2 stars
35. Old artists never retire they withdraw! 3.2 stars
36. Husbands wedded to shopaholic wives face severe economic downtown turns! 1.5 stars
37. Ghost-writers lift the spirit of the readers. 3.4 stars
38. A Lift Attendant is usually a level-headed guy! 2.8 stars
39. Crucifixion is done after cross examination! 3.1 stars
40. There is no point in going to an acupuncturist, if you don't pin your hopes on him for full recovery. 3.0 stars
41. At all stages Shakespeare was a playful character! 2.5 stars
42. The successive president of the local Climate Changes Committee was the carbon copy of his predecessor. 2.7 stars
43. Some undercover operatives are given blanket approvals! 3.0 stars
44. Guys who drive in retractable convertibles with remote control often hoodwink others! 1.6 stars
45. In a family 'Coffee Business' intake of outsiders is a filtered process to prevent spilling the beans! 3.0 stars
46. The rise of the orthopedic doctor depends on the fall of the patients! 3.4 stars
47. Price of top of the range range-hoods goes through the roof!! 2.2 stars
48. In tensed tennis duels where temper teeters, some losers fly off the handle! 2.4 stars
49. The Board of Directors of the Brewery prepared their first draft before commencement! 2.7 stars
50. The chandelier manufacturer involved in shady deals came to the spotlight. 2.7 stars
51. Land surveyors do not retire they scale down and plan their final plot before they get landed into it! 2.0 stars
52. To curb wastage of water during showers everyone at the hostel was given a shower cap! 2.0 stars
53. The thought of becoming a gymnast springs in my mind however much I suppress it! 2.4 stars
54. A phishing hacker was hooked on line by cops! 2.9 stars
55. Family feuds are espoused!! 2.0 stars
56. A hangman has a cord of conduct! 2.5 stars
57. A pig pen is filled with pink pigments and oink! 2.0 stars
58. The champion ballet dancer watched his feat in the video footage! 2.3 stars
59. Abrupt appearance of sinkholes is ground breaking news for media men! 2.9 stars
60. Poultry farmers lay-off old layers to set off paltry income! 1.7 stars
61. In political landscapes the mudslinging precedes the landslides! 2.9 stars
62. The self-styled pig-farmer charged for cruelty in court of law penned a swine statement that hamstrung the prosecution. 2.2 stars
63. Body language is self explanatory! 2.8 stars
64. To me the prognosis of the proctologist was the beginning of the end! 3.2 stars
65. A carburetor specialist had manifold advantages to better his career! 2.4 stars
66. Money laundering is a dirty trade for a clean profit! 2.8 stars
67. Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information! 2.1 stars
68. The second hand clock shop had to wind up business as time ran out! 3.0 stars
69. If you can't differentiate a blue collar and white collar worker by his hands, it is callous indifference. 3.2 stars
70. The very cause for varicose veins for cops on beat duty at traffic intersections is 'Standing Orders'. 1.9 stars
71. To the flat dwellers finding a level playing field was a complex issue! 2.7 stars
72. Tubeless is a product of tireless effort! 2.9 stars
73. A plumber's pipe dream was to tap all his resources to become multifauceted. 3.6 stars
74. Textile workers who lived at the manufacturing site in fabricated dwellings were closely knitted. 3.0 stars
75. Is the training given to expectant parents apparenticeship? 2.2 stars
76. Workers in an upholstery business demanded a wage hike to cushion the high cost of living. 3.1 stars
77. When the rubber market bounced, it was latex news. 2.6 stars
78. When my granddaughter lost her baby molar she was demolarised and brushed the tooth fairy claim. 2.3 stars
79. A tennis exponent always has a gut feeling beforehand that he will beat his opponent. 2.3 stars
80. Vertical living is flat dwelling. 2.2 stars
81. Cash cows control bull market stocks! 2.8 stars
82. To me the end result of a can-do attitude is positively candid. 3.6 stars
83. A pun spun with a good yarn gets fabricated! 3.3 stars
84. Dentists on death fill their last cavity. 2.2 stars
85. Podiatrists like legumes and tomatoes! 2.2 stars
86. Issue of first day cover almost ended in a stampede. 2.4 stars
87. Masks have no face value! 3.3 stars
88. The charges of the otolaryngologist was exorbitant, I had to pay through the nose! 3.1 stars
89. Tube tyres are not a patch on tubeless ones! 1.7 stars
90. When the lumber baron was unable to log in, his business ended in a forced shut down! 2.6 stars
91. Synchronization of gears in modern bicycles is cognitively demanding. 2.6 stars
92. Epitaphs are engraved! 2.4 stars