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1. One does not select a gun by rifling through the hunting section. 2.6 stars
2. When deciding between climbing up or using a tool, choose the ladder. 3.0 stars
3. I wanted to bid at the silent auction, but it was not aloud. 4.0 stars
4. Learning to sleep upside down is often hard for baby bats, but they soon get the hang of it. 4.0 stars
5. I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail. 4.0 stars
6. The Three Little Pigs order off the vegan menu, but Mary Had a Little Lamb. 3.7 stars
7. Why was Zeus so angry? Someone stole his thunder. 3.7 stars
8. I wanted to take home the left-overs from the BBQ, but someone else foiled my plans. 3.8 stars
9. Butchers link sausage to make ends meat. 3.8 stars
10. I think there are about 1-2 million baseball fields in the world, but that's just a ballpark number. 3.6 stars
11. Two carnivores eat steak when they meat. 2.4 stars
12. Long lines at fast food cause wait gain. 3.0 stars
13. To win Olympic Gold in cycling, you must put the pedal to the medal. 2.8 stars
14. Why can't you trust Satan's resume? The devil lies in the details. 3.3 stars
15. What do you say to impatient jockeys? Hold your horses. 3.4 stars
16. I thought I found evidence to prove the existence of mythical creatures - turned out to be another fairy tail. 3.2 stars
17. Why do football players make terrible pilots? They always break the plane before touchdown. 2.7 stars
18. The man loved to play with kangaroos - he got a kick out of it. 2.8 stars
19. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. 4.1 stars
20. The stove cleaner was so worried about the front grill that he put everything else on the back burner. 2.9 stars
21. Two needles of different length will never see eye to eye. 3.3 stars
22. The surgeon really did not know how to perform quick surgeries on insects, but he did one on the fly. 3.2 stars
23. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire. 4.0 stars
24. It seems like it's always Patsy's fault. 2.1 stars
25. When the CEO dropped his brownie on the calculator, was he trying to fudge the numbers? 3.0 stars
26. I watched a movie about a baby hen, it was a real chick flick. 3.3 stars