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1. The semaphore signals from the ghost ship were hard to follow, due to their flagging spirits. 2.7 stars
2. Why don't miniature pumpkins go running with the bulls? They are afraid of being squashed or gourd. 2.9 stars
3. My pig developed a rash, so the veterinarian prescribed an oinkment. 3.8 stars
4. Two tropical fruits fought in a cage match - it was mango a mango. 2.6 stars
5. Learning to dance is a two-step process. 3.2 stars
6. The wise old man is long in the truth. 2.8 stars
7. Finding all possible logical relations between a finite collection of sets is not a matter of If but Venn. 3.1 stars
8. He frequently practices furtive looks to operate at peek efficiency. 3.1 stars
9. Some mathematicians are reluctant to cosine a loan. 3.3 stars
10. The store clerk lost his job, so he set up a kiosk in the mall to vend for himself. 3.6 stars
11. The swollen blood vessels in her legs were very quarrelsome - she had bellicose veins. 1.9 stars
12. I told my friend about the creative writing class I took, and she said that she had a simile experience. 3.0 stars