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# 61 results found containing "math"

1. | Our high school math teacher moonlights by selling concessions at local baseball games. He is a true ballpark figure. |

2. | I am itching to solve those math problems. I just need scratch paper. |

3. | The best mathematicians amongst the snake family: the adders. |

4. | My math class started working on 2D shapes, but I lost interest. It was just too plane. |

5. | I have problems with math but with chemistry, I have solutions. |

6. | A teacher harshly corrected a student on a math problem. I guess he got schooled. |

7. | I know a mathematician who could not afford to buy lunch. He could binomial. |

8. | Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever. |

9. | He was a great mathematician, although he did leave naught behind for his family. |

10. | I hated being a math teacher. It was a miscalculated move. |

11. | When the statistics professor and the math professor wrote a cookbook together, they called it 'Pi A La Mode.' |

12. | Deaf mathematicians communicate through sin language. |

13. | A summer is a mathematician. |

14. | The marine biology student took a math course called algae-bra. |

15. | Some mathematicians are reluctant to cosine a loan. |

16. | I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions. |

17. | A mathematician that couldn't stop adding up recently went incremental. |

18. | I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point. |

19. | I didn't understand the math, so the teacher summed it up for me. |

20. | What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural Logs. |

21. | In high school I recall having a beautiful but difficult math teacher. She was easy on the eyes and hard on the pupils! |

22. | Mathematicians are sum worshippers. |

23. | I strongly dislike the subject of math, however I am partial to fractions. |

24. | You know what happens after you miss math class? It starts adding up. |

25. | I've failed the mathematics test so many times I lost count. |

26. | The mathematician worked at home because he only functioned in his domain. |

27. | The math teacher was a good dancer - he had algorithm. |

28. | I just finished reading Newton's Principia Mathematica, and found much of it to be rather derivative. |

29. | I'm bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me. |

30. | The best place for a mathematician is behind a counter. |

31. | The mathematician did not practice safe six and ended up with a binarial disease. |

32. | Math class is full of drama. There are so many problems to work out. |

33. | The arrogant math teacher finally ate a slice of humble pi. |

34. | The top maths student's blood type was A+. |

35. | The inept mathematician couldn't count on his friends. |

36. | The math teacher was hungry, but all she had to eat was a piece of pi. |

37. | The first order of priority in hiring math majors is get them to sine on the dotted line |

38. | I met a math professor who has 12 children - she really knows how to multiply. |

39. | A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. |

40. | We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. |

41. | Old math professors never die, they just reduce their functions. |

42. | He became a math teacher due to some prime factors. |

43. | A lawyer was defending a math teacher. He had to sum up. |

44. | On the shelf there are ten math books, five geography books, and the rest is history. |

45. | The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. |

46. | Old math teachers never die, they just become irrational. |

47. | The math professor liked even numbers, but only the odd one. |

48. | Two mathematicians arguing about even numbers were at odds. |

49. | With negative numbers, some math students become nonplussed. |

50. | A mountain climbing math teacher found an adder at the sum-mit. |

51. | Old math profs never die, they just can't differentiate. |

52. | He wears glasses during math because it improves division. |

53. | The math teacher was an exponent of his own powers. |

54. | His qualifications as a math teacher didn't add up. |

55. | Old math profs never die -- they just use strange expressions. |

56. | Mathematics teachers call retirement 'the aftermath'. |

57. | Young women who are mathematics professors closely watch their figures. |

58. | A math professor in an unheated room is cold and calculating. |

59. | Math teachers have lots of problems. |

60. | Some mathematicians are on the negative side while others are quite positive. |

61. | A mathematician who was also a horticulturist was interested in prime roots square roots and trees in general. |