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1. Learning to sleep upside down is often hard for baby bats, but they soon get the hang of it. 4.0 stars
2. I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail. 4.0 stars
3. The Three Little Pigs order off the vegan menu, but Mary Had a Little Lamb. 3.7 stars
4. Why was Zeus so angry? Someone stole his thunder. 3.7 stars
5. I wanted to take home the left-overs from the BBQ, but someone else foiled my plans. 3.8 stars
6. Butchers link sausage to make ends meat. 3.8 stars
7. I think there are about 1-2 million baseball fields in the world, but that's just a ballpark number. 3.6 stars
8. Two carnivores eat steak when they meat. 2.4 stars
9. Long lines at fast food cause wait gain. 2.9 stars
10. To win Olympic Gold in cycling, you must put the pedal to the medal. 2.8 stars
11. Why can't you trust Satan's resume? The devil lies in the details. 3.3 stars
12. What do you say to impatient jockeys? Hold your horses. 3.5 stars
13. I thought I found evidence to prove the existence of mythical creatures - turned out to be another fairy tail. 3.2 stars
14. Why do football players make terrible pilots? They always break the plane before touchdown. 2.7 stars
15. The man loved to play with kangaroos - he got a kick out of it. 2.8 stars
16. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. 4.1 stars
17. The stove cleaner was so worried about the front grill that he put everything else on the back burner. 2.9 stars
18. Two needles of different length will never see eye to eye. 3.3 stars
19. The surgeon really did not know how to perform quick surgeries on insects, but he did one on the fly. 3.2 stars
20. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire. 4.0 stars
21. It seems like it's always Patsy's fault. 2.1 stars
22. When the CEO dropped his brownie on the calculator, was he trying to fudge the numbers? 3.0 stars
23. I watched a movie about a baby hen, it was a real chick flick. 3.3 stars