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“The often-looted grocery accepted no credit cards because their business was mainly smash-and-carry.”

Category - Shops and Stores
Submitted by - Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
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Funny Person for October - Groucho Marx

Funny person of the month

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

Julius Henry, aka "Groucho" Marx was an outstanding comedian who was born on October 2, 1890 in New York, NY.

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Halloween is on its way!

Celebrate ghouls and ghosts day with a pun

An elevator makes ghosts happy because it lifts the spirits.

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