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“My church has a well-respected bell choir. I started to audition for it but the long practice sessions did not appeal to me. I am sorry now I did not inquire more about it out because now my chance is gong forever.”

Category - Religion
Submitted by - Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
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Funny Person for November - Charles Schulz

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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Charles M. Schulz (1922-2000) was the author of the most successful comic strip in history, Peanuts. Born in 1922 in St. Paul, Minnesota, USA, Charles was soon nicknamed "Sparky".

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He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey.

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